School Lunch Outlaw!!

So apparantly in Kindergarten you are cool if you eat breakfast or lunch at school!! When I try to be a nice mom this is what happens!!


My awesome neighbor Nicki is kind enough to watch Karden when I am at work on Fridays. I send him over at 6:45 Am and she sends him to Kindergarten with her son Matty and picks them up after school and Watches him until Ry gets home around 4:00. ( yes, I am eternally grateful!!) So every once in a while Matty and his older brothers eat breakfast at school. Karden is SOO Jealous when he finds out that Matty eats at school and that he doesn't get to. So Nicki and I plan to send the kids for breakfast today. Last night as I am getting things ready for the morning I talk to Karden telling him that he needs to pay for breakfast and to give the money to the lady that is helping the kids. He agrees and we decide to put the money in a ziplock bag and them put it in the small pocket of his backpack. This Morning I remind him were the money is and remind him what to do. He is so Excited. So off to Nicki's and work we go.

Fast Forward 10 Hours: I ask Karden how was breakfast at the school? He says they got to eat pizza, but he pulled off the sausage because it was hot, he got a whole banana and they got to choose what kind of milk he wanted and he picked chocolate. After that he goes off to play. I'm proud of him for doing what he was supposed to and don't think anything of it.

Fast Foward 15 minutes: I am cleaning out his backpack and look in the small pocket and see a ziplock bag with $1.75 in it. The same amount I sent him with this morning.
I inquire why he didn't pay for his breakfast. He says they wanted his school lunch number, but he didn't know it. I am thinking they put it with Nickis kids breakfast and make a mental note to pay Nicki back for the breakfast she just bought my son.

Fast Forward 30 minutes: Nicki calles my laughing hysterically!! She says that her older kids are telling her what really happened this morning. When The lunch lady asks for Kardens lunch # and he doesn't know it, they just ask for his name, Karden then thinks he is in trouble and asks the lunch lady if his name can be Timothy, she says if that is your name so Karden says his name is TIMOTHY DEVENISH!! What the heck!!! They feel bad for the poor kid and just probaly out of frustration let him eat. So he goes and gets his food of breakfast pizza, that he drops on the lunchroom floor and they proceeds to just pick it up and eat it, after he pulls off the hot sausage of course!!! I guess he doesn't realize the 10 second rule does not apply to school lunch rooms!!

So now my kids did not only pay for his breakfast, he lied about his name too!! I'm Afraid this is what I will find when I go pay my debts on Monday!!